One of my favorite Internet stops every Friday is that of The Torch, Valparaiso University's student newspaper. It's a wonderful tool to stay in touch with my alma mater, and the entertainment value is off the charts when you mix in rookie writing. In this past week's issue, the Torch's Assistant Editor covered my least favorite Valpo entity - Student Senate. I had a great number of battles with this frustrating hodgepodge of individuals during my four years in Crusader land, and it brought me great joy when in a news article the author scribed this beauty:
Outside of the report by Benczik, the meeting was uneventful as the senate swore in new members and filled vacant seats on various committees.