Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano demands more money!
"If they don't sign me, sorry, but I must go. That's what Carlos Zambrano thinks."
I love it when athletes speak in the third person. It helps further that whole jock image, which I enjoy. I also love it when jocks continue to talk.
"[Cubs general manager] Jim [Hendry] spent a lot of money. I hope he has more for 'Big Z,'" he said."
First name basis with the GM? Fantastic. Using a nickname you probably made up in a newspaper quote, even better.
Big Drew promises he will diversify and his next post won't be sports related.