Oral Roberts' loss is the only thing keeping me alive

I'm sure my quietness here is a cause for tremendous concern. I appreciate the hoards of cards, phone calls, and well wishes inquiring as to my silence.

What? You didn't do any of those?

Thanks.

There won't be posts for a bit as I battle a horrible, horrible illness. In what will no doubt arise the concern that was never there to begin with, my muscular frame as already lost between 3-6 pounds in the last 48 hours. Compounding the issue is that I'm on my feet 9 hours a day pausing only briefly to hunch over in pain and take more pills.

Making you feel bad yet? Good, I want sympathy. And cards. Perhaps even some brownies.