Saturday, March 24, 2007

Regis Update: He's Horny

I would be negligent if I dropped my coverage of American Icon Regis Philbin and his recovery from heart surgery. He called into his television show and offered an update of his condition. He mentioned that he is in pain, but that the worst of it seems to be past. I'm not so sure.

"Last night I was yelling -- I'm a little embarrassed to tell you this -- but I was yelling, 'I haven't had sex in 3 1/2 months!'

Unfortunately it seems that the situation has taken a turn for the worse. For everyone.

2 comments:

dani said...

you're blog always makes me laugh.

CHCgirl said...

This post leads naturally to so many inappropriate comments. I'm choosing just to point that fact out rather than produce one.