This post is brought to you by the letters "K" and "P"

As mentioned previously, I enjoy the USA Today even if it means I read copies of the paper days after the actual events have happened. So just the other night, I was catching up on various sports stories when Becky begins giggling. She saw the above picture and observed, "His fly is open."

And now we know the secret to Brad Penny's successful outing: a little extra ventilation.