Finally a winner

I, like most of you, have long been tired of the campaigning and advertising and headline hoarding and accusations that so and so likes orange juice instead of apple juice. It is with great relief that we have selected our next President and Vice-President. I seem to remember doing this in November and electoral votes, but I also seem to remember weighing under 150 pounds. Regardless, just a relief that it's all over and that we never again have to hear from anyone named Clinton, Romney, Edwards, or Giuliani.

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